Sour Gorillas - H-Bomb Farms

Sour Gorillas THCA Flower – 27.72%

**Sour Gorillas** hits you with that eye-watering, straight gasoline and sour lemon stench the moment you pop the lid – then the Gorilla Glue side kicks in with deep earthy chocolate, pine, and that infamous "glue" stickiness that coats everything it touches. Your fingers will be glued together, your room will reek for days, and you'll be back for more before you finish the bag.

**Genetics:** Sour Diesel × Gorilla Glue #4 (Original Glue lineage)  
**Type:** Sativa
**Dominant Terpenes:** Caryophyllene (peppery gas), Limonene (sour citrus), Myrcene (earthy funk), with humulene and pinene backing it up  
**Appearance:** Absolute trichome monsters – dense, gorilla-fist sized nugs that are bright lime green with purple undertones, insane frost coverage, and sticky orange hairs poking through. This is what "caked" really means.  
**Aroma:** Eye-burning sour fuel, skunky diesel, lemon pledge, wet earth, and dark chocolate coffee on the back. People will think you spilled gas in your car. Stupid, stupid loud.  
**Flavor:** Sharp sour diesel blast up front, black pepper spice mid-hit, finishing with chocolate pine and that signature GG funk. Zero harshness – smokes like butter.

**Effects**  
Instant cerebral rush – uplifting, creative, focused energy that crushes anxiety and depression. Then the indica side creeps in for full-body relaxation and pain relief without knocking you out. Perfect all-day strain for veterans who want serious potency and flavor.

**Lab Results (Latest Batch)**  
- Total THCA: 27.72%+ (batch dependent)  
- Delta-9 THC: <0.3% (100% Farm Bill compliant)   

**Why This One Sells Out in Hours**  
Most "sour" strains are watered-down. Sour Gorillas is the real deal – louder than Sour D, stickier than GG4, frostier than both combined. If you loved the old-school New York diesel bags or original Gorilla Glue cuts, this will ruin everything else for you. Extremely limited – when it's gone, it's gone.

**Warning**  
Contains extremely high THCA that converts to Delta-9 THC when heated. Effects are indistinguishable from high-THC cannabis. Adults 21+ only. Keep away from children.

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